11/9/2022 0 Comments Dr evil spaceship![]() His wife Frau Farbissina, his son Scott Evil (formerly), Number Two, Random Task, Patty O'Brien, Alotta Vagina, Mini-Me, Ivana Humpalot, Fat Bastard, Robin Swallows, Goldmember (formerly), Mr. Stop Scott Evil from carrying out his old plans (currently) Take over the world and kill Austin Powers (formerly) ![]() Initially: Dastardly, relentless, prideful, emotionless, vile, industrious, loathsome, dishonorable, obsessive, uncompromising, greedy, loquacious, abrasive, shrewd, persnickety, opportunistic, wicked, efficient, reckless, strictĬurrently: Devoted, optimistic, understanding, good-natured, likable, altruistic, sincere, protective, organized, wise, educated, respectful, supportive So Wally Funk, a passenger aboard the flight who trained to be an astronaut in the 1960s but did not get to go to space back then, may still get her astronaut wings.Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery The agency is allowed to give honorary wings to “individuals who demonstrated extraordinary contribution or beneficial service to the commercial human space flight industry” but who did not satisfy the other eligibility requirements. ![]() Sadly, that would also mean that Wally Funk, a person more deserving of the title ‘astronaut’ than almost any other, wouldn’t qualify, either. That means that they would not qualify for astronaut wings under the FAA’s new rules. …the spacecraft was entirely controlled from the ground, not by Jeff Bezos or any of the other three passengers, so all they had to do was enjoy the ride. They must also go through training to be certified by the FAA as an astronaut and fly higher than 80 kilometres.Īnd they must have “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety,” according to the new order providing the guidelines. They may take solace in the fact that the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has now tightened its rules for how it awards astronaut wings to those riding on private space flights.įor the FAA to award wings, an astronaut must be employed by the company performing the launch – so tourists that have bought tickets are out. I’m sure those employees paid minimum wage to work for Amazon, who pee into bottles in order to hit their targets, are happy to have made the sacrifice. “I also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this.” /uM99zMaWYt 6JzR1Rfu9Zīy the way, if you’ve ever bought anything from Amazon, or worked for the company, Bezos wants to thank you: One that we already covered yesterday, just to drive home the point: It’s official, Bezos is indeed Dr Evil □ /PjULe4EAnF ![]() The comparisons with Dr, Evil are obvious, but once he let out this laugh it was game over: I just Googled his age, and he’s 57, which is too late for a midlife crisis, but he’s giving it a good shot.Īnyway, we have covered the memes and jokes here, but one or two did slip through the net. Yet he still went ahead and wore a cowboy hat? Jeff Bezos must have known that blasting into space in a phallic-shaped rocket would inspire thousands of jokes and memes. These Peeps Are Headed To Space On Blue Origin's Next Trip.We're Getting To Know A Bit More About Jeff Bezos' Eldest Son, Preston.How Elon Musk Crushed Bezos To Become The World's Richest Person.That Was Quick: Bezos Ex MacKenzie Scott Is Getting Divorced Again. ![]()
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